Movember and My 2010 Mo Quiz

This month, I’ve temporarily shed my beardiness in favor of a more mustachioed manscape. Although I feel a bit less mighty, like Samson after Delilah’s betrayal, I’m mustering the strength forge on through Movember.

What is Movember? It’s a mashup of Mo, slang for mustache, and November, one of the manliest months in the Gregorian calendar, to help raise men’s cancer awareness – especially the testicular and prostate varieties.

I’m raising awareness by altering my facial appearance, from a majestic mane to a magnificent Mo. My mustache will become my own personal ribbon to promote the cause and is already making waves in fashionista hotbeds, the likes of Paris, New York and Milan.

I’m doing this because:

• 1 in 2 men will be diagnosed with cancer in his lifetime (we’re certainly familiar with this).

• 1 in 6 men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer during his lifetime.

• I’ve been blessed with a Christ-like ability to grow Messiah-worthy facial hair.

• It’s fun. It’s fun to do bad things.

How you can help:

Normally, you can catch a ride with ass, gas or cash, but the only way you’re catching this mustache ride is with cash*. If you want to pony up on the ‘stash express, I’m asking you to support my efforts by making a donation that will benefit the great work of the Prostate Cancer Foundation and LIVESTRONG. To help, you can either:

• Click this link: http://us.movember.com/mospace/676962/ and donate online using your credit card or PayPal account

• Write a check payable to Movember, referencing my name or Registration Number 676962 and mailing it to: Movember, PO Box 2726, Venice, CA 90294-2726

*ass will be an acceptable form of payment only on Movember 18 a.k.a Have Sex with a Guy with a Mustache Day.

The money raised will help make a HUGE difference to the lives of others, through the world’s most promising prostate cancer research and LIVESTRONG’s programs that support men and their families battling and surviving cancer. And if you donate now, I’ll even throw in a personalized, autographed, in-action Mo pic as my way of saying thank you.

Back by popular demand, is my mustache quiz! Last time I went pretty easy on you, so this year is all about deep cuts. There are no standard ‘staches on this list. I’ll post the answers on December 1 and the person that leaves the highest number of correct answers in the comments section will win this stylish XL Movember t-shirt created by Palmer Cash:

Remember, if you have any Movember questions, you can always holla at your boy Dr. Mo Mentum. Thank you all for your support and good luck with the quiz!

Mustache Quiz 2010: Get your answers in by November 30!